BearCroNyms!!!

………………or as humans might say

“acronyms”.

 

But I think the word acronyms a silly word.

….. it’s just not fun for a six year old like me!

Did YOU ever try to say acronyms three times fast?

It just doesn’t work! 

Well…. I guess saying BearCroNyms three times fast isn’t very beary easy either.

Only it’s lots funner!

I wikipedia-ed up ‘acronyms’ – The wikipedia humans have a fancy way to explain acronyms.

“An acronym is an abbreviation formed from the initial components in a phrase or a word.”

Duh… what?

Humans make stuff way to hard!

They could have just said it like this…..

Take the first letter of each word…..

……….squish them all together…….to make up your BearCroNym!

It’s just silly for a six year old bear to be saying ‘acronyms’.

You might have noticed….. Well I hope you noticed, that I sometimes use the first letter of every word to made my BearCroNym.

Like my ‘Adoption Activation Device’ is my ‘AAD’. It’s much easier to say AAD over and over than to keep saying Adoption Activation Device over and over and over.

Acronym is just too fancy of a word.

So here ya go…….. my BearCroNyms!

AAD: Adoption Activation Device

AADAPFMDLBR: Adoption Activation Device’s Adoption Ping Frequency MultiDynamic-Logic Board Receptor

AADPD: Adoption Activation Device Pinging Data

AADC: Adoption Activation Device Confirmation Ping

AADDDBBASP: Adoption Activation Device Duffy the Disney Bear Brokered Adoption Search Ping

AADDNFC:  Adoption Activation Device Duffy Name Frequency Chip

AADRFDIS: Adoption Activation Device Radio Frequency Duffy Identifier Signals

AADRPFC: Adoption Activation Device Reciprocator Ping Frequency Chip

ABSAP: As Beary Soon As Possible

ACER: Adoption Certificate Exchange Register

DDADID: Duffy Diffusion Attention Distractor Implant Device

DDB-ACS: Duffy the Disney Bear Adoption Counseling Services

DDB-ADIs: Duffy the Disney Bear Adoption Interviews

DDBHAF: Duffy the Disney Bear Human Adoption Frequencies

DDBTAADDFASL: Duffy the Disney Bear Transitional Adoption Activation Device Delivery Frequency Adjustment Storage Location

DDBTBB: Duffy the Disney Bear Teddy Bear Bath

DTDBTB: Duffy the Disney Bear Travel Box

DDBTHDU: Duffy the Disney Bear Temporary Home Display Unit – Human’s call these ‘shelves’ in stores.

DOMMS: Duff-OM-Meter Shield

HDWS: Human Disney Withdrawal Syndrome

HH: Human Heart ❤️

IHHPD: Internal Human Homing Pinging Device

MVIB: Most Very Important Bear

OMB!: Oh My Bear!

PAADDM: Paranoid Adoption Activation Device Derangement Malfunction

RFDIAS: Radio Frequency Duffy Identifier Adoption Signals

SDPPDPP: Special Disney Plushie Protective Decorated Plastic Packaging

WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get

 

Huggies!

Duffy Bear
A.K.A. Duffy the Disney Bear