BearCroNyms!!!
………………or as humans might say
“acronyms”.
But I think the word acronyms a silly word.
….. it’s just not fun for a six year old like me!
Did YOU ever try to say acronyms three times fast?
It just doesn’t work!
Well…. I guess saying BearCroNyms three times fast isn’t very beary easy either.
Only it’s lots funner!
I wikipedia-ed up ‘acronyms’ – The wikipedia humans have a fancy way to explain acronyms.
“An acronym is an abbreviation formed from the initial components in a phrase or a word.”
Duh… what?
Humans make stuff way to hard!
They could have just said it like this…..
Take the first letter of each word…..
……….squish them all together…….to make up your BearCroNym!
It’s just silly for a six year old bear to be saying ‘acronyms’.
You might have noticed….. Well I hope you noticed, that I sometimes use the first letter of every word to made my BearCroNym.
Like my ‘Adoption Activation Device’ is my ‘AAD’. It’s much easier to say AAD over and over than to keep saying Adoption Activation Device over and over and over.
Acronym is just too fancy of a word.
So here ya go…….. my BearCroNyms!
AAD: Adoption Activation Device
AADAPFMDLBR: Adoption Activation Device’s Adoption Ping Frequency MultiDynamic-Logic Board Receptor
AADPD: Adoption Activation Device Pinging Data
AADC: Adoption Activation Device Confirmation Ping
AADDDBBASP: Adoption Activation Device Duffy the Disney Bear Brokered Adoption Search Ping
AADDNFC: Adoption Activation Device Duffy Name Frequency Chip
AADRFDIS: Adoption Activation Device Radio Frequency Duffy Identifier Signals
AADRPFC: Adoption Activation Device Reciprocator Ping Frequency Chip
ABSAP: As Beary Soon As Possible
ACER: Adoption Certificate Exchange Register
DDADID: Duffy Diffusion Attention Distractor Implant Device
DDB-ACS: Duffy the Disney Bear Adoption Counseling Services
DDB-ADIs: Duffy the Disney Bear Adoption Interviews
DDBHAF: Duffy the Disney Bear Human Adoption Frequencies
DDBTAADDFASL: Duffy the Disney Bear Transitional Adoption Activation Device Delivery Frequency Adjustment Storage Location
DDBTBB: Duffy the Disney Bear Teddy Bear Bath
DTDBTB: Duffy the Disney Bear Travel Box
DDBTHDU: Duffy the Disney Bear Temporary Home Display Unit – Human’s call these ‘shelves’ in stores.
DOMMS: Duff-OM-Meter Shield
HDWS: Human Disney Withdrawal Syndrome
HH: Human Heart ❤️
IHHPD: Internal Human Homing Pinging Device
MVIB: Most Very Important Bear
OMB!: Oh My Bear!
PAADDM: Paranoid Adoption Activation Device Derangement Malfunction
RFDIAS: Radio Frequency Duffy Identifier Adoption Signals
SDPPDPP: Special Disney Plushie Protective Decorated Plastic Packaging
WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get
Huggies!
Duffy Bear
A.K.A. Duffy the Disney Bear
