The Fresh Market opened up today!
It must be an early birthday present for me because it’s just two days before my official adoption-bearthday birthday!
I slept in late today.
When I got up, I noticed that Mommy brought home a really cool ‘Welcome to The Fresh Market’ grocery bag.
There was a very beary special surprise gift in the bag!
Oh dufferdrats! It’s coffee….. I guess we’ll give that to Auntie Gloria or something.
It’s always good to go the first day when a joint opens up because they give out free stuff.
So I started begging mommy to take me to The Fresh Market Grand Opening ’cause I likes Grand Openings! and I was also hoping that mommy just wasn’t paying attention and maybe they were giving out some better treats in The Fresh Market shopping bags.
Oh, boy was the joint hopping!
All these like really important humans in fancy clothes were standing around. That looks like a really cool job to get dressed up and stand around food all day long. Mommy said they probably worked at the corporate offices and management.
I was on a different mission…….
First thing I saw were some flowers. Flowers are nice, but you can’t eat ’em.
Mmmmm…. tomatoes and basil…. need those for spaghetti sauce!
…. saw lots of apples….
…. and oranges……
…. and bananas…..
The fruits are good, but the situation started getting a bit desperate….
A whole wall of green stuff! Only a human would have this kinda crazy idea.
I could feel myself starting to shake. I couldn’t find any of my main nutritional foods here at The Fresh Market.
It was getting worse…..
… A salad bar…. *Gasp*
I hunted and hunted my way through the store.
I started to think that maybe this joint ain’t so jumping for a little bear.
I was sneezing from all the green fresh foods, my fur was starting to itch, and I was feeling a little weak from the lack of really good nutritious snacks.
I mean fruits are good, but there’s too much healthy fresh green food in The Fresh Market.
It was just then I saw the most bear-U-tee-Full site ever! …… Cupcakes, pastries, and cannoli!!
…. and then there was Halloween Candy!!!!
And… I almost jumped right out of my stuffing when I saw……
Life sustaining pepperoni pizza!!!
It started getting even better….
More ice cream! and it’s chocolate!
Oh MY BEAR! (OMB)
The Fresh Market Rocks!
Okay, so they may have lots of that what humans call healthy green stuff……
I guess humans need it, yet it’s very beary deadly to stuffie of my kind! How else does a Sweet Little Bear stay sweet if he doesn’t eat lots and lots of sweets! Right!
Yet, it’s a good sign they have lots and lots of the fresh fruits and vegetables, Non-GMO and Gluten Free foods because my mommy probably wouldn’t go back there if they didn’t have all that “Just tastes it Little Angel” green and yucky other humans stuff.
It’s actually a pretty cool day for The Fresh Market to open up because we finally got our new refrigerator early this morning! We were without one for 14 weeks!
Well.. We had a little one… only it wasn’t big enough for my normal stash of Stuffie Approved nutritious pepperoni pizzas, ice cream, whipped topping for my hot cocoa, ready to bake cookie dough, for when Little Joe’s too busy to bake from scratch and many other Duffy the Disney Bear sanctioned and approved nutritional foods!
So hey mommy….
Let’s fill up the grocery cart!
Huggies and Welcome to the community Fresh Market!
A.K.A. Duffy the Disney Bear